Part I: Breakfast in Chinatown
If you know me, then you know that I hate doubling
back. Whenever I hike or walk or run or
bike, I find that turning back the way you came feels like undoing all the work
that you just did. So I chose to circle
around in a way that was new to me but sort of lead in the right
direction.
Next thing I know, I am in the market. The real market; passing tables that hold the
entire half of a pig. Walking cautiously
to avoid hooves and mystery puddles of liquid on the ground, I began to make my
way around still in search of breakfast.
My thoughts breakdown into two thought patterns in moments like
this: First, I am the only white person here. Second, oh that icky smell…and something
about the movie “Contagion” thanks to Kai and our Peru experience.
I find myself turning out of that market and being called
over to some plastic tables by an older Chinese woman who wants me to eat some
traditional porridge for breakfast. It
seems harmless enough so she prepares the “8 hidden treasures” rice
porridge. I find when it comes to me
that it is not entirely unlike the mush that Neo eats in the real world on the
Matrix. Inside my snotty looking
substance in the bowl is found 8 different things. Chicken, Pork, Red-bean, “Crispy Pork
Inners”, Century Egg, Green Onion, and Lord knows what the other two were. Century Egg concerned me the most (I have had
enough animal intestine at this point that I don’t care when something is labeled
“inners”). What concerns me the most is
that I am pretty sure that it is just a fancy name for a rotten egg. I don’t truly think the thing is 100 years
old, but I think that eggs shouldn’t be that color…and surely not that
flavor. After two bites of egg, I
decided to push it to the side and just around it. The porridge, as texturally unpleasing as it
was, warmed my belly.
Part II: The Angry Driver
All Packed and Ready for Another Bus |
Then I was off to the hostel to pack and catch the bus. Let me tell you a little about this bus. I am actually typing on it right now. I was sitting behind a “young hoodlum” as my
nana would say. Sunglasses on, hat to
the side, no observation of the world around him…you know the type, they live
around the world. The bus was late, and
once we got on it, it continued to be late as we sat waiting for our driver to
sort out all the things that seemed to be upsetting him. At the moment that I was drifting off, it was
something about tickets.
I was almost to sleep land and the seat in front of me
smacks my knees. This kid just reclined
as far as he could to make himself at home.
I re-adjust and think that that is that.
Drifting slowly as the bus begins to move and to my surprise, the seat
he is in can go further back. Ouch, and no! He has now pinned the neck of my Uke to the
arm rest. I wiggle it out and toss it
into the overhead storage. I don’t think
pleasant thoughts of the young man, because really, it’s a five hour ride, you
don’t need to be horizontal.
Slowly drifting again…and I awake to shouting. The driver has been informed that the young
man in front of me is eating. And since
he doesn’t seem to want to put it away, the driver continuing his rant pulls
the bus over and storms down the aisle.
The boy quickly hides the goods and promises not to touch them. (At
least that is my take on the situation…it was all in Malay and Chinese). The driver paces the aisle a couple more
times lecturing the bus and occasionally throwing in the English, “No Eating,
No Drinking.” I think about the
chocolate filled doughnut I bought on impulse at the station and how it sits in
my purse begging me to eat it.
Two hours of fitful sleep with my restricted leg room and my
negative thoughts and we pull up to a rest stop. The driver yells, “Four Minutes” and that is
all. So I run off to the bathroom, use
it, and then run out so that I can have time with my doughnut. I want to enjoy every chocolatey bite. Two bites in and I see them unloading the
bus. O.o
I walk over and the chocolate starts to go everywhere. Apparently they are switching buses and just
decided not to tell us. As I try to down
the pastry just to ride myself of the mess (meanwhile kicking myself because
this is not how I wanted such a lovely doughnut to go) a teammate hops off the
bus with my bag. BUT ALAS, the Uke is
still above the seat thanks to the hoodlum.
She runs on again since my mess of a melty chocolate nightmare is in no
state to get it. She’s a gem.
Upon loading the second bus they found that they couldn’t
Tetris the under-bus storage like before and now two of our 60-80 liter packs
are riding in seats. The driver asked
before we pulled out, “This bus is going directly to Penang. Any bad words? OKAY!” Whatever that means…But now I have leg room
(and lap room!) so I am pleased. And I
got to type this blog up since the elderly man I am currently sitting behind
has no need to crush the Americans so that he can feel like he is in a bus
bed. So yay!